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Total Medals Earned: 360 (From 81 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,660 Points

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

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Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 7/8 (350/375 points)

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 4/11 (50/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

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GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Super Playboy

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/260 points)

Invasion 5 Points

kill 15 civilians

Tons Drop! 5 Points

drop from 5 meters height

The Hero 10 Points

kill 20 spearmen

Genocide 10 Points

destroy 10 catapults

Dragon Rider 10 Points

destroy 10 balloons

The One 25 Points

kill 15 wizards

This is Sparta! 5 Points

killed by spearmen

Epic Dead 5 Points

killed by an explosion

Mission Completed? 50 Points

finish all levels

Superhero 25 Points

survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode

God of Playboy 50 Points

survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode

Chicken Run! 25 Points

kill 30 chickens

Rubber Hero 10 Points

bounce back 25 projectiles

True Playboy 25 Points

kiss 25 girls

SuperStrawberryClockRPG

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/300 points)

One Shot 5 Points

One Kill

HONEY NOT GET! 10 Points

get ending 2

Strawberry who? 5 Points

A quick look at SBC

Hocus Pocus 10 Points

use magic

HONEY GET! 10 Points

get ending 1

forgot my wallet 10 Points

get ending 3

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spare ribs 100 Points

Found the secret medal

T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 6/15 (35/325 points)

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Sagittarian 2

Medals Earned: 7/11 (70/140 points)

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